Im fourteen.
I'm also an awkward turtle.
i can fire lasers out of my eyes while vomiting rainbows. just kidding. i cant really do that.probably fooled you though.
okay ...well...bye now. <3
hey.. hows it goin
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
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The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.
i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes
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when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row
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being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
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Hunger games: 4 years old
Supernatural: 7 years old
Percy Jackson: 7 years old
Harry Potter: 15 years old
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 15 years old
(20 if you include the earlier movie)
Star Trek: 46 years old
Doctor who: 49 years old
Marvel: 73 years old
(Formerly timely comics)
Lord of the Rings: 75 years old
Sherlock: 125 years old
Merlin: 876 years old
You’ve lived a remarkably long life, Merlin fandom.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
im on the highway to hell
the usual view outside the impala windshieled
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in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
Yes.
Good.
You go, boy.
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why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
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“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
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Lilo and Stitch. The Original “Body Positive” Disney Cartoon.
I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin like the rest of disney girls.
Love this movie
people always say “I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin” but NONE of the characters in that movie are, besides the head alien leader lady, but she’s an ALIEN.
and she’s still got cankles
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There Is a virus going around on tumblr, please do not click it
know this, if you see a link that looks like this
spread this
make it go everywhere
I am just giving you guys a heads up,
question
why is “i don’t know where i am” in bold
i feel confused
Oh, whovians. I love it when you confuse everyone else.
OH MY GOD the link
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