THEY FILMED CATCHING FIRE AT A F***IN WATER PARK
Everything about this screen capture is perfection.
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
pro tip: play “bad girls” by m.i.a while getting dressed in the morning. 100% guaranteed to make you feel like a punk rock ho ready to con the shit out of someone’s bank.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans
And this is why you can never fucking trust the media
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what happened to you
everyone: are you sick
me: IT'S MY FACE